Who let the blogs out?

For the first time all day the house is quit. I love bed time, it is my favorite time of day. When the kids are sleeping, Ben is busy at work making me lots of money and I get to sit down for some one on one time with my computer. What am I saying......I have one on one time with my computer most of the day. Well now I have QUITE one on one time with my computer. So I read in a friends blog, that he read in some article or something, that blog is becoming one of the most common household names. I believe that! Never in my wildest imagination did I ever think that I would be obsessed with such a stupid word. I mean blog? What does it even stand for? I wrote it out and tried to brainstorm but nothing sounded good. All I could come up with was baby loves orange games, and that if it was a phone number it would be 2564 but that makes no sense. So I am giving up and going on with the rest of my blog. So anyway I have lost count of the number of times and ways that the world blog goes through my head in a given day. write a blog, read a blog, I am going to go blogging, I love to blog, did you read that other bloggers blog, how many bloggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? See what I mean. I am starting to get sick of that word, yet I cannot stop thinking about it or saying it. Now when I yell at my kids I say you better get your blogging butt down here in 5 blogging minutes or I am going to spank the blog out of you! I say to my hubby I love you so bloggen much. You scared the blog out of! Its out of control. Now I even have the song "Might as well face it....I'm addicted to blog!" going through my head. I don't know what to do. Will this blogging sickness pass. Will it be like puberty and I will just have to grow out of it...or into it? Will I stop writing blogs in my sleep. Today every thought I had through out the day I was re-writing into a blog. I am having a shower and in my head I am blogging "don't you just hate when your shaving your legs and.........." then I am changing a dirty diaper and my blog continues "diapers are a very stinky subject in my house...." and I just blog along through the day. blog blog blog! What will my grave stone say when I die? "she came! she saw! she blogged?" I just put blog into the google search and did you know there is a blog directory called blogarama where you can have you blog listed. that is just blogragous. What next a young girl will meet a young guy at a bar and say, "hey I'll show you my blog if you show me yours? " You know the old saying "two blogs are better then one" I bet there is even a dog out there who has recently been named blog. He is blog the dog, or the blog dog. bloggy doggy. Now I am just being silly. Well it is getting late and this little blogger is going to bed! So I bid you a good-blogging night. Blog you later! Catch you on the blog side! See you later blogerater...in awhile blogadial. OK thats about blogenough already!
p.s.-this spell check should be very interesting!
p.s.s.- ok this is so pathetic. I originally titled this blog "Blog Much?" shut my computer down for the night , swept the left overs from a bag of chips that Corben had dumped on the floor before he went to bed, and was heading up the stairs to my own bed when I thought of the new ,better, and existing titel to this blog. So I came back downstairs, re-started the computer and edited this blog. Then actually got excited because I could add a "p.s.s." I am one dedicated blogger! Goodnight! (for real this time!)