You Want Me To What???

I went to spin class last night and experienced my second near death experience. The instructor say 45 minutes into our workout, and I quote "OK now we are going to pick it up a notch. I want you at 100%. When you get done with this I want you to feel like you need to puke." Pick it up a notch? 100%? Puke? Already I cannot breath, my legs are numb, I have a bicycle seat half way up my rear, my face is the same red color as my shirt, and It feels like my head is going to explode, and you want me to pick it up a notch? I have done many kinds of aerobic classes but none have ever challenged me as much as this spin class did. Never have I been warned that I might need a puke pail by me side! It was absolutely 1 hour and 15 minutes of pure torture. Well actually the cool down was not to bad. I could handle that. So if any of you are into self torture I suggest you try spinning yourself to death. I think I am still walking funny today. I guess it all part of my Hey What's Going On These Pants Never Used To Be This Tight, I Just Saw My Self In A Full Length Mirror, And Man I Look Like A Fat Cow Diet.

So yesterday I am shopping the internet......One of my favorite past times, and I end up at the maternity section at Old Navy. They are having a sale and I end up buying a few things. No I am not pregnant, but just in case. In case my Hey What's Going On These Pants Never Fit This Tight, I Just Saw Myself In A Full Length Mirror, And Man I Look Like A Fat Cow Diet does not work I can just get knocked up and go for the Extra Streach Elastic Waist Band Eat What Ever You Want At Any Time Of The Day Or Night Diet. A much easier one to live up to I am sure. No, in all seriousness Ben and I are going to start trying for number four (do not have a heart attack mom)! I was going through all Corben's baby clothes and it was so sad to see how much he has grown so fast. I am sure that is a feeling that will never pass no matter how many kids I have, but I think I will feel complete a four. At least I hope I feel complete at four. Any more then that and we will have to buy a fifteen passenger van just to haul the kids around. So please be praying that this is not going to be a long process, you know my feelings on frequent sex. I am still trying to convince Ben that once a month is plenty enough to do the trick! For some reason he does not agree and is still trying to install the 72 hour rule.