Poor Ben

Poor Ben just can not, does not, do it for me. I mean I can't say he dosen't try, he tries real hard, he tries his best but he just can't pull it off, if ya know what I mean. It is not that he has no practice because I have given him plenty of oppertunity. He just seems to give up too easily. No matter what angle he tries he just can't get it down. He has the right strokes, tries to take it slow at first and the quicken the pace. I think he might just need to work on his technique a little. I must also put out there that size is not a problem. It is big, I would even venture to say on the huge side. Let me tell you ladies it is one piece of work. He has tried with the lights on and off, and even using a flashlight, but that did not do the trick. He tried extra lubricant, but that just left stains. I don't know what I am going to do with him. Does anyone have any suggestions? He tries hard, he practices, he's got the strokes down, it's not the "machine", lights on or off, dry or extra lube the poor guy just can't vacuum!